Tale of Two Sisters

"Oh my God. I wonder why the men in my life never call me back as well. Thanks for turning life's heart-rending experiences into wonderful prose for us all to enjoy and cry over. Two penises? That's not crass sweetie. Your honesty is just astounding and wonderful. I wish I was you." - Mimi New York

"Thank you for the awwwwsome satire. If she can't take a joke, fuck her." - Seenster

"SK is dumb. End of story. Keep on pissing on her bonfire please." - Piu Piu

"Only Alex Blagg could write something this stupid." - beerzie boy

"Brilliant. Witty. Fantastic. Hysterical." - The Daily Ranter

"I would like to nominate this for a Nobel Prize. This is, without a doubt, one of the funniest things ever. Especially the line about masturbating to your own words. But who doesn't do that when they write something brilliant?" - Dave

"I can't tear myself away from the ringside action and ring-size drama. Ahhh, the drama." - Young Manhattanite

"Genius parody... I really hope [this is] written by a girl, and that she will be my new best friend." - Lindsayism

"Great site! Love the entertainment!" - Rene

"I luv the site. Now, who is this Stephanie Klein person and why is she impersonating the 2 of you?" - Scott

"I don't know why everyone thinks this sight is funny. It's painful. You are a great writer - your style is like William Faulkner meets Hillary Duff - but you are so concerned with what men think of you! I was once fat, too. I know you were fat because you, like all fat girls, were molested by your father. I managed to find my way out of obesity... I now teach Feminist Dance Therapy at UC Santa Cruz, and I can tell you that I am now skinny as a non-molested girl. I stare at your picture and think of what your shallow life must be like. I could show you a way out of that mess. Let me show you. Let me teach you." - Sylvia Jessica Plath