talk of the town

  • "Oh my God. I wonder why the men in my life never call me back as well. Thanks for turning life's heart-rending experiences into wonderful prose for us all to enjoy and cry over. Two penises? That's not crass sweetie. Your honesty is just astounding and wonderful. I wish I was you." - Mimi New York
  • "Thank you for the awwwwsome satire. If she can't take a joke, fuck her." - Seenster
  • "SK is dumb. End of story. Keep on pissing on her bonfire please." - Piu Piu
  • "Only Alex Blagg could write something this stupid." - beerzie boy
  • "Brilliant. Witty. Fantastic. Hysterical." - The Daily Ranter
  • "I would like to nominate this for a Nobel Prize. This is, without a doubt, one of the funniest things ever. Especially the line about masturbating to your own words. But who doesn't do that when they write something brilliant?" - Dave
  • "I can't tear myself away from the ringside action and ring-size drama. Ahhh, the drama." - Young Manhattanite
  • "Genius parody... I really hope [this is] written by a girl, and that she will be my new best friend." - Lindsayism
  • "Great site! Love the entertainment!" - Rene
  • "I luv the site. Now, who is this Stephanie Klein person and why is she impersonating the 2 of you?" - Scott
  • "I don't know why everyone thinks this sight is funny. It's painful. You are a great writer - your style is like William Faulkner meets Hillary Duff - but you are so concerned with what men think of you! I was once fat, too. I know you were fat because you, like all fat girls, were molested by your father. I managed to find my way out of obesity... I now teach Feminist Dance Therapy at UC Santa Cruz, and I can tell you that I am now skinny as a non-molested girl. I stare at your picture and think of what your shallow life must be like. I could show you a way out of that mess. Let me show you. Let me teach you." - Sylvia Jessica Plath

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Dashiell

We're still going to phuck though, right, Steph? Right?

Straight Up and Jappy

As hilarious as the blog is, you're probably making a good call. Best to leave while you're still making funnel cake, rather than wait until celery is all you can muster. Thanks for the laughs.

He's Dead, Jim!

Yes, darling. Go out and reinvent yourself. Instead of vomiting your life on these pages, you need to move your precious partially digested foodstuffs to the printed page. And, if anyone is not excited to lick it up and call it foie gras, simply delete their comments...

Wait! Oops. Can't do that with a book, can you?
~HDJ

Subtext Whore

LOL. What HDJ said. ;-)

chris ives

I hate read your site every day with hopes to one day be pulling your hair and making your knees burn from rubbing on the Crate & Barrel rug that adourns your expensive hardwood floors. One day, you will call me daddy! In the meantime, keep up the good work. I came twice before making it to the third paragraph!

amanda

oh c'mon -- don't leave!

this is fabulous, and while i do get a good fill of narcissism from other blogs, yours made it all worth while. i was living vicariously through you!

now who am i going to strive to be? you're my role model, stephanie, and i don't know who to put upon that pedestal if i don't have your blog to obsess over.

Chris

Just a note about the other site. Did anyone notice that at the SK Farewell Party from her advertising agency, Young & Rubicam, she had mostly the same few friends that are in most of her other pics. It really does not look like her ad agency came out in mass in support of her departure. Not that it is so important. Goodbye parties from large companies are usually: have a coke and a smile and do not let the door hit your arse on the way out. Then you and a few of your friends go get drunk. But since the completely fabulous SK was trying to make it look like she got some grand send off that differs from the typical reality, it is certainly worth noting. Perhaps "Pride" would not allow her to portray it any other way.

Claypot

Goshdarnit, if only this announcement was made on the OTHER site. So long and thanks for all the laughs. Whoever is writing this is far more talented than SK could ever be, probably time to put that to better use anyway.

piupiu

am so glad your finally thinking of yourself darling.

Alice

I am so glad you wrote about this. SK's last post and the douche bag comments she received pissed me and Urban Seen (check under Tale of two sisters links) off. What kind of douche bags write that kind of shit and are so full of self-mastabatory crap!

molly

Hey Chris? I've seen you post alot about how SK worked as a vice president at Y & R. While that is technically true, she actually worked at Wunderman - a small and fairly crappy division of the bigger agency.

Also, she was never a creative director. The VP title had more to do with the fact that she worked there for years - she didn't have the chops to make it as anything more than an art director.

And as far as her former coworkers go? I know a couple of people who have worked with her and the consensus is: She's a self-centered, jappy bitch who wasn't very good at her job. I also hear that that dude Chris Declerico who she touts as such a good buddy actually can't stand her.

molly

And also - for any of you who care - here is a link to SK's portfolio site: http://stephanieklein.com/

It's definitely as self-promoting as the blog.

The mirror has two faces

Wow, I can definitely see why the college girls would stop posting. This site has become like Animal Farm. The same 5 people- self absorbed, acting like prairie dogs and high schoolers. A post goes up- HDJ, Chris, IndustryWhore, Yankee Clipper write "LOL, I love you. Great Post", fuck SK". It is comical watching this sociology experiment. Pepper in there some really foul language about "cunt", "Fat", "blowjobs" from Yankee Clipper. Add high school heresay like "i've heard she wasn't good at her job and her friend doesn't like her" and this site is boring and cancerous.

Chris London has proven to be a stalker(looking at month old photos and commenting?) How much of his day is devoted to this? Pathetic.

max

Oh please, this is what an unmoderated comments section looks like. The sycophantic lovefest that happens over at Greek Tragedy is a product of Ms. Klein's vigilant policing and editing of her comments.

Get over yourself.

the mirror has two faces

You wouldn't call this a sycophant lovefest? Oh, please. And You honestly think this site isn't moderated? A while ago I posted here saying things much like Yankee Clipper just on the other side. sure it was a bit over the top but it was deleted. I've commented on SK's site both positive and negative and it was never deleted. Can you say the same or are you just spouting rhetoric? I used my real email(not anonymous)and discussed the post not "You suck you stupid self absorbed cunt".

I'm sure you are one of the people I mentioned in my comment responding anonymously.

get over yourself.

max

Darlin', I'm not going to waste my time responding to you other than to say that I wish you luck and hope that you and your seventeen cats will be very happy together.

Jon

Hey Mr/Mrs/Ms. Mirror with twenty faces, do you have any idea why my chicken was rubbery? I made 12 legs. Temp was generally 200-250. They were on there from 2-4:30 or so. Some of the legs were rubbery. Is this usually an indication they were over or underdone? Or some other problem? Any rules of thumb or hints would be most welcome.

Next instalment: Who Pokes their Chicken? (With a Fork to Marinade.)

mimi

No honey, you're wrong.

It's all about MI.mi.

angelina

Why, God, why?!!?!

kris

Sad to see it end...was always entertained.

STFU = shut the f&ck up?

industrywhore

the same people post over and over on EVERY site - what does that have to do with anything?

The mirror has two faces

Did anyone get a look at this? Chris London's site of photos of himself! Many with his shirt off in boxers named "Buff"!
http://manhattansociety.typepad.com/photos/chris/index.html

Sad thing is it isn't a joke. He is a caricature of someone he pretends to have disdain for.

Man, he must really hate people who post photos of themselves and their friends and write about the drinks they drink, clothes they wear...I'm pissing myself this is so funny. He made a comedy site. Brava!

Noisette

Hey "Mirror"- your bitchiness and general negativity towards those who use(d) this site to vent grievances is not appreciated. Go away.

edina

Noisette...I'll second that...please go away Mirror...

The mirror has two faces

Noisette, Edina- I don't understand. Are you actually saying in an unmoderated forum like this there isn't a place for calling people out for hypocrisy? Also, Why did you guys not chime in when molly or yankee clipper or whoever said the same stuff I did but pro-the other side? An honest question.

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