the sisters reach out...

We have heard heartbreaking reports from our friends around the country that the events of the past week have caused irreversible and devastating damage to their blog statistics.

Being the wholesome, decent human beings we are, and in the interests of rebuilding from this tragedy, we have decided to donate half of the traffic from this blog to those needier than us. Please, please, please, show some love and click around. Leave some comments. Your fellow bloggers are in pain.

Comments

[CL]

I just choked on my lunch (late) reading this.

[Richard]

Well bless your pretty little hearts. My site could certainly use some traffic!

[jolie]

amazing. hilarious. happy weekend everyone!

[Straight Up and Jappy]

I find it inconceivable that someone would rather pay attention to the news than to you.

All I've seen on the news this week are these icky black people who probably can't even pronounce the words "chai latte". And have you seen their hair? It's like, "Hello? Do you think you'll get a book deal about surviving the hurricane looking like that?"

Speaking of which, where do you girls get your hair done?

[annabeth goldstein]

I'm sorry, you guys keep asking us that.

We are both devout Ouidad clients - I go to Ana, and Steph goes to Vincent. My hair is the most expensive part of living in LA now...I have to fly back every two months, just for a haircut and full highlight.

[He's Dead, Jim!]

Omigosh! Like... isn't a blog supposed to be all narcissistic and stuff? Wow. You guys are THE BEST!

[Bruce Hyde]

I think you also liked raiSINS and mARShmALLOWS.
Congrats on your vindication. You may now join OJ and Michael on the golf course, looking for the real plagiarists.

[piupiu]

ok. being drunk and kind. i clicked on some fat ginger birds blog. dunno who she is, but maybe if i get an email in the morning all will be revealed...

[Lee]

Natural disasters have nothing on you sweeties. Homer may not have been talented enough to turn tragedy into something worthwhile, but you guys really pull it off. Literally.

You really are an inspiration. I wish I was you. Both of you. I'll have to slim down to reach that size of course.

[3rd Times a Charm ( 3T )]

You ladies are just....so self sacrificing! I'm touched by your giving and kind hearts.

3T

[incredible]

Can you believe Chris London is now emailing people from this website who leave email addresses to start an anti-SK campaign? This is the guy who cares only about literary criticism? Be careful those who associate with this assclown. You wil be pidgeonholed as an assclown, stalker scam artist as well.

[Chris]

For the record, I love this web site, what it represents, the first amendment rights of the authors and their right to free speech. TOTS is protected parody speech which in the opinion of most who post on here, should never have been subjected to a challenge in the first place, by those too thick of skin to understand the relative importance of free speech as it pertains to literary art or art in general. Further, I now patronize the blogs which are linked to this site because they are GOOD and I may never have learned of them absent this Two Sisters. Thus, I would not launch anykind of campaign towards those individuals who post on here. Those interested in my commentary on the topic of this individual know where to find it. Otherwise, like most of you, I suggest that she and her surrogates get back to creating fodder for this blog, as I am a relatively insignificant social commentator, who could use a writing lesson from Alex Blagg, Lindsay Robertson, Mimi or some of the others linked on here. Ciao Bellas et Bellos

[another idea]

someone should start a blog where SK's fans and foes can fight it out. lets stop polluting other peoples blogs with childish comments'

[piupiu]

did your mothers never tell you americans when u were kids that if someone is bothering you, ignore them, and they usually go away.....?

lt me clarify. if u hate a particular author. don't buy the book. if a website if the antithesis of all u believe in, either laugh LOUD, or don't go there....

anyway girls, i'm impressed by your charity. i'm off to london most of the week to make a film and go to a gallery screening of an old film (DARLING!). try not to miss me

[sUbT3xT Ho]

me@me.com is a somewhat Freudian choice of fake email address isn't it? ;-)

[J]

Wow. Are you two going after Michele Agnew, now, too?

I am in awe.

[drew]

i too think this blog rocks, but is it just me or is this chris guy a bit pshyco? if i were the sisters, i'd do a chris parody. maybe i'll come up with one...

[Subtext Whore]

Hey girls, have you ever considered Google Ads? Yeah I know, normally a PITA and I don't use them myself...but I was at this other blog recently...can't remember what it's called...and it had such funny ads about shaving your armpits and stuff (I'm guessing the dirty girl don't do it much), that I wondered what kind of Ad you might attract.

[Albert]

Ок!
Проверка связи ...

[K]

Oh yes, please donate some traffic--but where did you go??

[Eaton]

Greeting. The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving on.
I am from Equatorial and know bad English, tell me right I wrote the following sentence: "European replacement is more extra, though the thrombosis are original."

With respect :o, Eaton.

[supra womens]

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