talk of the town

  • "Oh my God. I wonder why the men in my life never call me back as well. Thanks for turning life's heart-rending experiences into wonderful prose for us all to enjoy and cry over. Two penises? That's not crass sweetie. Your honesty is just astounding and wonderful. I wish I was you." - Mimi New York
  • "Thank you for the awwwwsome satire. If she can't take a joke, fuck her." - Seenster
  • "SK is dumb. End of story. Keep on pissing on her bonfire please." - Piu Piu
  • "Only Alex Blagg could write something this stupid." - beerzie boy
  • "Brilliant. Witty. Fantastic. Hysterical." - The Daily Ranter
  • "I would like to nominate this for a Nobel Prize. This is, without a doubt, one of the funniest things ever. Especially the line about masturbating to your own words. But who doesn't do that when they write something brilliant?" - Dave
  • "I can't tear myself away from the ringside action and ring-size drama. Ahhh, the drama." - Young Manhattanite
  • "Genius parody... I really hope [this is] written by a girl, and that she will be my new best friend." - Lindsayism
  • "Great site! Love the entertainment!" - Rene
  • "I luv the site. Now, who is this Stephanie Klein person and why is she impersonating the 2 of you?" - Scott
  • "I don't know why everyone thinks this sight is funny. It's painful. You are a great writer - your style is like William Faulkner meets Hillary Duff - but you are so concerned with what men think of you! I was once fat, too. I know you were fat because you, like all fat girls, were molested by your father. I managed to find my way out of obesity... I now teach Feminist Dance Therapy at UC Santa Cruz, and I can tell you that I am now skinny as a non-molested girl. I stare at your picture and think of what your shallow life must be like. I could show you a way out of that mess. Let me show you. Let me teach you." - Sylvia Jessica Plath

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He's Dead, Jim!

Bravo sisters!

You ought to make Her Majesty clean up the goo and then go out and buy y'all another pack of condoms.

~HDJ

J

"Now, please enjoy the walk home from scenic Guantanamo."

3rd Times a Charm ( 3T )

Congratulations on your vindication! :-)

3T

industrywhore

just like a man - they treat you bad, you leave, and they they beg you to take them back.

annabeth goldstein

IW - does that mean i can be expecting an email from seth sometime really, really soon?

*sigh* i miss him.

piupiu

maybe blogger will pay your typepad bill

Dan

owned.

Chris

Excellent from a principal standpoint that blogger realized the error of their ways and how utterly ridiculous that SK's copyright infringement allegations were in fact. Another potential limit on your First Amendment rights is defamation or libel. Then I realized that essentially she defames herself daily so she might have to sue herself before anyone else.

run blt

After Chris London has been called out for being the fraud he is by numerous people on his website. He attempted to deflect the truth by making things about Stephanie Klein or even trying to say it was all the same person. Now, someone had posted the truth about the scam which is ManhattanSociety.com and gave the phone number of the FTC and IRS to look into it, He has taken it and all comments down. Mr. London is laughable.

for the love of god

chris london: we're still waiting for you to hit that proverbial 'adult button' and let this go.

He's Dead, Jim!

Oh, "run blt" or whichever of the transparent SK followers you are who thinks it's so cool to be anonymous and libel other people:

Grow up and take your personal hatred and battles outside of this medium. If you have a problem with Mr. London or anyone else, call that person and discuss it like a respectable person. Or at least be accountable for your accusatory statements instead of hiding behind your anonymity.

run blt

HDJ,

Only someone who is a "follower" can have a different view than Mr. London? Can call him out for his scams? How long have you and Chris been an item? Who made you his bodyguard? Does he whisper how much he loves himself in your ear? Get over your self importance. I can say that as I have read the vile things he says about others(this site is fun not bitter like he is) Which you must agree are vile- Not once has he taken your advice and not posted rather "call the person and discussing it like a respectable person." Nor do you make that suggestion to him.

Stop hitting refresh for a second and realize your struggle to abide by the teachings of your guru.

For me, i'm enlisting these families for this melee-
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/4952241/detail.html

Chris

SK & Phil: Good to see the two of you bringing back all of your Shananigans to TOTS. Thick skin for critique is not a strong suit of yours. You guys have a major PR problem. I wonder how many other writers who have had their work critiqued have reacted in such an over the top manner as the two of you. I do not see you taking on the SF'ist, Andrew Krucoff, Alex Blagg, Elizabeth Spiers, Lindsay Robertson (the "literati") for "mocking" the alleged literary wunderkind. Instead you pick on small time social commentators. If you are aware of alleged "Charity Fraud" you should report it, rather than "blackmail" it. You are a man fraud, so put your panties back on and run along. So SK where you creating fake blogger profile names and email addresses from today? Starbucks or Barnes & Noble ;-) What an interesting story you two are creating. Gee, an oversensitive writer who tried to shut down a blog, blackmails critics...interesting, maybe that should be in the Press Release for the book launch. What happens if you get a bad book review? Will you seek to terrorize those media critics as well?

He's Dead, Jim!

For the record: Chris and I are not an "item." I just happen to think he is right. I know this is hard to believe in your drama-laden world, but not everyone needs to be screwing someone to stand up for them.

All of you sissies are targetting him since he is an easier target than some of the other writers. Why? Trying to destroy his "credibility" with your stupid, childish anonymous comments worthy of the 7th grade lunchroom? Why? Maybe because he knows your dear Empress and knows just how manipulative and what a fraud she is.

And, from now on, I *will* take a lesson from my gurus and allow myself to be indifferent to your wickedness. It's not worth the one mmHg rise in my blood pressure. Have fun!

mimi f.

I had faith in you two former fatties. Now keep up the good work. Who have you been phucking lately? What happened to your two week man Annee?

run blt

Again deflect. You are delusional. I am as transparent as the Goldsteins. You know as much about me as you do them, no? And i'm not SK, the Easter Bunny or your exboyfriend. Just someone who sees you for what you are. Not about critique but that allows you to keep the deception going. Not blackmailing anything. You know that but also know everything I and the posting people you deleted from your site are correct and you don't want to face it. You are correct. You are "small time". Apologize like a good pedophile already and you will stop being spanked.

runblt

yes, even I thought that last line was a bit too much. My apologies to the sisters and anyone who walks passed this mess.

Chris sucks, pass it on...

Noisette

STOP THE INSANITY!

ChrisLondon

"runblt" is none other than Stephanie Klein. Steph, your "voice" is showing ;-) You will not diss the sisters because they add to your being controversial and thus maybe almost relevant as a writer. Maybe that will be the movie, instead of Almost Famous, how's about "Almost Relevant" love it dahling. My apologies to Phil. It is you my dear and I KNOW it. Now get up and order another latte at Starbucks

runblt

Chris, If you weren't so stupid you'd be dumb. After reading all that you have written/said/posted/etc. which so much is not critique but personable petty, neurotic attacks, I chose to expose you on this site for the loser you are. I'm not SK but I and you and everyone here knows that. Whatever you want to say to dispell, go on. I did see through all your petty ranting, your illogical spewing, your childish ditriabes filled with verbal diarhea from reading your filth...After all your putdowns not based on literary criticism, did I see SK respond. One time she addressed you. Did she hit you with the same vile comments back? demean you? Lower to your level? Her statement when you actually had the audacity to find yourself important enough to get interviewed about SK(can you believe that?) she responded with this "I emailed Stephanie Klein about Chris London and his blogs about her. She replied: "Chris London is entitled to his opinion. Despite everything, I really do wish him the best."

And you wonder why people with no vested interest like myself would expose you? Scurry back to your hole now.

susanreilly

I agree. runblt sounds like SK's voice- no doubt about it. Wish the fake, nasty posts would stop- it ruins everyones fun.

susanreilly

It is easy for SK to take the high road if her alter egos do the diry work.

susanreilly

I agree. runblt sounds like SK's voice- no doubt about it. Wish the fake, nasty posts would stop- it ruins everyones fun.

susanreilly

It is easy for SK to take the high road if her alter egos do the diry work.

runblt

Thanks for the compliment. I want a book deal! Keep weaving some story that isn't there. Until someone spots her getting her nails done while we are commenting...alter ego? You slay me! Who killed JFK?

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