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  • "Oh my God. I wonder why the men in my life never call me back as well. Thanks for turning life's heart-rending experiences into wonderful prose for us all to enjoy and cry over. Two penises? That's not crass sweetie. Your honesty is just astounding and wonderful. I wish I was you." - Mimi New York
  • "Thank you for the awwwwsome satire. If she can't take a joke, fuck her." - Seenster
  • "SK is dumb. End of story. Keep on pissing on her bonfire please." - Piu Piu
  • "Only Alex Blagg could write something this stupid." - beerzie boy
  • "Brilliant. Witty. Fantastic. Hysterical." - The Daily Ranter
  • "I would like to nominate this for a Nobel Prize. This is, without a doubt, one of the funniest things ever. Especially the line about masturbating to your own words. But who doesn't do that when they write something brilliant?" - Dave
  • "I can't tear myself away from the ringside action and ring-size drama. Ahhh, the drama." - Young Manhattanite
  • "Genius parody... I really hope [this is] written by a girl, and that she will be my new best friend." - Lindsayism
  • "Great site! Love the entertainment!" - Rene
  • "I luv the site. Now, who is this Stephanie Klein person and why is she impersonating the 2 of you?" - Scott
  • "I don't know why everyone thinks this sight is funny. It's painful. You are a great writer - your style is like William Faulkner meets Hillary Duff - but you are so concerned with what men think of you! I was once fat, too. I know you were fat because you, like all fat girls, were molested by your father. I managed to find my way out of obesity... I now teach Feminist Dance Therapy at UC Santa Cruz, and I can tell you that I am now skinny as a non-molested girl. I stare at your picture and think of what your shallow life must be like. I could show you a way out of that mess. Let me show you. Let me teach you." - Sylvia Jessica Plath

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Steph Goldstein

Annie dearest, I'm so sorry. I know you must feel terrible, even worse than I did when some blonde bitch snapped up the last silver Choos in my size at the sample sale. And poor H-Wads... he had so much left to give.

Frank Lemonbrows

I can help. i live in a truck. We can discuss the "details" of our "business arrangement" when i show up. itll be about a half hour. be strong until then. Also maybe put on a tube top and a skirt.

piupiu

oh my god! the funeral- sweetie, what the hell are you going to wear?

3rd Times a Charm ( 3T )

My condolences on your loss. (of benefactor) I'm on the edge of my seat, wondering what you're going to do! Although with that bulging wallet, just sitting there...he didn't need it anymore..

3T

Subtext Whore

Never mind dear. You can always try the intensive care unit next time. The life support systems keep ole flappy chops alive while he re-drafts his will...it's just a shame my Manolo spiked the power cord when it did, but my lawyer thinks I'll be out of here soon enough.

stretch_td

And you came so close. If he only had time to call his estate lawyer. Change the benefactor, a signature ... and all your dreams would have cumm true.

Better luck next time, girl!

He's Dead, Jim!

Dear, Dear Annee,
So sorry for your loss! Though I am sure you remember the box office classic "Weekend at Bernie's?" Perhaps you could cart the old sport around with you in the limo for a few days?

Would anyone *really* know the difference at Barney's or Bergdorf's? I mean, his credit cards still work, right?

Cheers!

Straight Up and Jappy

My condolences on your loss. Was Parkie about to become a MILFM or a MILSM? Would that have affected how the will was rewritten?

I'd think MILSM would make more sense -- you two could use each other's Depends (or whatever the Prada equivalent is).

Babs in Minnesota

I'm now 43 and have 2 children ages 14 and 19 and I can't relate with your fancy lifestyle of fine designers and first class flights... but I really enjoy your writing and check your journal every day. I love your perspectives on all of life's little curves (whether it be fat camp or an old man croaking in your apartment). My deepest condolances on your loss.. and thank you so much for sharing your life with us!

Speaking of little curves. Can you post more pictures of your outtings? Maybe some shots of you and Parkie (or his wallet)! I'd love to see this hottie (the wallet)!

Neil

Harold Parker Wadsworth IV! Not the family with the Wadsworth Theater! The family that practically "owns" the city. Please email me at my law firm immediately so we can discuss these matters. Rather than you being in trouble, I think I can help you win a very large settlement for all the joy you gave a lonely, elderly man in his time of need.

allthedetails

check out NY Consigliere's Sept 7 post

S. Jessica Plath

It's soo strange that you should go through almost exactly what I went through with Joan Krock! Except we hadn't really met in person yet before she died.... She did answer a lot of my phone calls and mail, though....
Have you thought about coming to my Feminist Dance Therapy E-session this Thursday morning ? I think it could get your mind off men for a while.

Karo

I'm a damn fan! Make me one!

delmer

I know you hear it all the time, but, nice site ladies (women ... gals ... girls ... I never know what to say anymore.)

Very funny.

the yankee clipper

i posted this on another blog, but i think its appropriate for this forum as well, so i am copying it to see if anyone else agrees:

i wish someone would parody that d-bag "this fish". i honestly find her as putrid as SK, if not moreso. the only thing worse than her are her heinous fans. honestly, the shit that they write to her in the comments is surreal, sometimes i need to pinch myself to ensure that i havent been transported to some twilight zone type netherworld. if i read one more time, after one of her ridiculous posts, that she is someones idol, inspiration, hero, or some other completely inappropriate term, i am going to vomit.

i have to close with, just so no one thinks i am exaggerating, what i think is my all time favorite comment to fish (i measure "favorite" by the one that made me projectile vomit the furthest):

Fish, you are a champion of the human spirit. One of
the few true role models left in the world. If there was ever a reason to promote and legalize human cloning it would be to replicate your blessed, beating heart a million times. (If only they all could help pump that yucky water out of NOLA.) You're a modern day Joan of Arc. I wish I had half the strength, courage, and care that you exhibit. I bow my head to you.

leann

Um, Clipper?

You do realize that comment was made out of disdain for her gushy commenters, right? And if you don't, maybe you should re-read it... and this time check for some sarsasm.

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