talk of the town

  • "Oh my God. I wonder why the men in my life never call me back as well. Thanks for turning life's heart-rending experiences into wonderful prose for us all to enjoy and cry over. Two penises? That's not crass sweetie. Your honesty is just astounding and wonderful. I wish I was you." - Mimi New York
  • "Thank you for the awwwwsome satire. If she can't take a joke, fuck her." - Seenster
  • "SK is dumb. End of story. Keep on pissing on her bonfire please." - Piu Piu
  • "Only Alex Blagg could write something this stupid." - beerzie boy
  • "Brilliant. Witty. Fantastic. Hysterical." - The Daily Ranter
  • "I would like to nominate this for a Nobel Prize. This is, without a doubt, one of the funniest things ever. Especially the line about masturbating to your own words. But who doesn't do that when they write something brilliant?" - Dave
  • "I can't tear myself away from the ringside action and ring-size drama. Ahhh, the drama." - Young Manhattanite
  • "Genius parody... I really hope [this is] written by a girl, and that she will be my new best friend." - Lindsayism
  • "Great site! Love the entertainment!" - Rene
  • "I luv the site. Now, who is this Stephanie Klein person and why is she impersonating the 2 of you?" - Scott
  • "I don't know why everyone thinks this sight is funny. It's painful. You are a great writer - your style is like William Faulkner meets Hillary Duff - but you are so concerned with what men think of you! I was once fat, too. I know you were fat because you, like all fat girls, were molested by your father. I managed to find my way out of obesity... I now teach Feminist Dance Therapy at UC Santa Cruz, and I can tell you that I am now skinny as a non-molested girl. I stare at your picture and think of what your shallow life must be like. I could show you a way out of that mess. Let me show you. Let me teach you." - Sylvia Jessica Plath

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3rd Times a Charm ( 3T )

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!This is utterly.....HILARIOUS!!
That's it. Just too funny for words.



"weighed down with busy." Brilliance. Genius.
Nothing like a little dog saliva to cure what ails. (I'm glad you spotted that in certain other posts- I thought that crossed the line from maudlin to disgusting).

PS- I LUUUUUVE your hair.

Subtext Whore

And the linear gay curve is so appropriate, given today's post over at the other side. ;)


i want to phuck calvin. oh god. didnt mean to type that out loud.

mimi f.

"I feel strangely satisfied, as if someone just crammed my rosebud and phucked me til it hurt."

If you can get the dog to perform oral, I'm sure it's possible to train it for other uses too sweetie.

Your fan


Straight Up and Jappy

LMAO doesn't do this post justice - you're hysterical. If someone saw your blog and SK's side by side, they wouldn't be able to tell who was parodying whom.

So much talent, and great hair, too? Some girls have all the luck.


Oh my god, I literally LOL'd after reading the last sentence.

La Putain du Subtext

Thanks to Anneeee and Stepheeee, the line between satire and reality is thinner than ever. Obviously I think they should sue Stan Hope...[cough]...Steph Klein for copying their ideas. ;-)


You're right, you're not destined for a life of just you and your dog and your blisterniks. Not with the beautiful head of hair you have. No, I envision plenty more gay Zac Posen-look-alike kisses in your future. And you and Donna Karen are totally going to be best friends.


I'm sure Judith Regan is spitting botox that she didn't sign you two first. Not only can you write well, but you can also write badly well.


I can't breathe. BTW - I love your hair!

He's Dead, Jim!

I applaud your bravery in the face of danger. Not every city girl would be so resourceful. I am reminded of the economy of our Native Americans, who would make use of every part of the Buffalo.

Steph and Annee, you ought to make an urban "Dances With Wolves." Your connections in the industry would provide succor. After all, you did invent the epic drama...

Pit Viper

Once again, an anal allusion results in a two hour wait at Hamburger Mary's. Why can't you talk about your boobs and vagina every now and then?
Still doing the yogurt diet?

Sashay Chantay

Oh God! You're dead on brilliant, love!

And that phucking hair!!!


I love your blog, it's so refreshing and simply fabulous.



its london fashion week.

does my bomb look big in this?


Fashion week was disappointing... but that hair! Where did you have it done, girl. Details please. Dont leave us hanging.


Pot. Kettle. Black.


Hope your writing an entry soon!


hahaha Love this post about your hair! You must have some really nice hair!!


Are you guys still weighed down with busy?


Is the Stephanie protection team after you two as well? Have you received an invite to meet with them yet? Are they sending point by point emails to you?
Just wondering.


i needed a bit of humor to shake me out of my friday funk, so i headed straight for the ole greek tragedy. i read this:

And then I share with them, in the back of a taxicab, my latest bedroom vocals.

“Where do you come up with this stuff?” Even the cab driver turns his head when I say the words “fill me.”

That’s the thing. You don’t invent it; you genuinely feel it.

i'm pretty sure she "came up with that stuff" when she was watching the movie ELECTION.

maybe we should start another lawsuit. that would be fun.


a club or a gang bang? does that mean I have to choose?


I think SK will focus les son TOT as in the latest pics, PHIL looks super bored...maybe he is tired of life being one big photo op....

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