talk of the town

  • "Oh my God. I wonder why the men in my life never call me back as well. Thanks for turning life's heart-rending experiences into wonderful prose for us all to enjoy and cry over. Two penises? That's not crass sweetie. Your honesty is just astounding and wonderful. I wish I was you." - Mimi New York
  • "Thank you for the awwwwsome satire. If she can't take a joke, fuck her." - Seenster
  • "SK is dumb. End of story. Keep on pissing on her bonfire please." - Piu Piu
  • "Only Alex Blagg could write something this stupid." - beerzie boy
  • "Brilliant. Witty. Fantastic. Hysterical." - The Daily Ranter
  • "I would like to nominate this for a Nobel Prize. This is, without a doubt, one of the funniest things ever. Especially the line about masturbating to your own words. But who doesn't do that when they write something brilliant?" - Dave
  • "I can't tear myself away from the ringside action and ring-size drama. Ahhh, the drama." - Young Manhattanite
  • "Genius parody... I really hope [this is] written by a girl, and that she will be my new best friend." - Lindsayism
  • "Great site! Love the entertainment!" - Rene
  • "I luv the site. Now, who is this Stephanie Klein person and why is she impersonating the 2 of you?" - Scott
  • "I don't know why everyone thinks this sight is funny. It's painful. You are a great writer - your style is like William Faulkner meets Hillary Duff - but you are so concerned with what men think of you! I was once fat, too. I know you were fat because you, like all fat girls, were molested by your father. I managed to find my way out of obesity... I now teach Feminist Dance Therapy at UC Santa Cruz, and I can tell you that I am now skinny as a non-molested girl. I stare at your picture and think of what your shallow life must be like. I could show you a way out of that mess. Let me show you. Let me teach you." - Sylvia Jessica Plath

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run blt

Even the most basic parody doesn't post under someone else's name. Poor job. Keep it fun, not stupid. Next will have posts pretending to be Steph, Annabeth, HDJ, Piu Piu, etc. Why not?


From Industrywhore:

"you are an enchanting, beautiful butterfly. i only wish that i could go back in time and soothe your distrought ten year old self with a gentle ass-fucking."

Aren't you a chick? You dirty dirty girl you!

the yankee clipper

here is a bit of advice piu piu: call the president of the US a cunt (and you are 100% correct, you have every right to your opinion) in an online public forum (aka your blog), and while many might agree with you, you might get one who wont. so pull your head out of your ass and either use a fake email address, or create one that you dont care about.

the yankee clipper

oh, and sisters, you guys are priceless. this post was a true classic. my hat goes off to you on a job VERY well done.


Oh you are so cool. You even knew how to txt-speak in '87. ;)

Frank Lemonbrows

Hello my name is Frank Lemonbrows and you never responded to my comment about tori amos but thats ok. I live in a truck. Also I am president of the Interstate Truckers Plus-size Lovers Union, Massachusetts Post (IT-PLUMP). Do you have pictures of yourself at camp that we could post on our web site because your story is inspiring especially if your still a hott chubbie. Also can I link to your picture if it was taken when you were 18.

Alexandra DuPont

You are an inspiration. I too remember my days at "fat camp" - and I can tell you that it was all just as moist and sexy four months ago as it was when you were there (though these days the boys tend to be younger, and moister). Next year im thinking of being a counseler. Your struggle and your heart felt longings for love and Twizzlers give me courage. I am in awe.


ooh, you 2 are a wicked lot.

He's Dead, Jim!

Annee - You are so right. And we all know a lady must never talk when her mouth is full. - C

Frank Lemonbrows and IT-PLUMP: refreshing to know that some of us are lovers rather than bloggers.


Im stil @ fat camp eetin' cheetoz 'n fatboy c0x0rz - U like totallee innsprire mee!!1!


Aren't you a chick? You dirty dirty girl you!

Posted by: kris | September 08, 2005

Yes, I am, but I think I would still be able to soothe ten year old Stephee with a large cock-shaped object (cucumber, dildo, muskrat - your choice, Stephers!) placed between her billowing, creamy tushie cheeks.

Barking Spider

Sisters, please tell us WHERE you like to write your entries so I can stalk, er, be near you; and feel you feeling my obsessiveness, er, presence. I want to circle the building where you work just like that cute little dog I saw on The Dog Whisperer show that circles its house over and over again; so much so that it actually wore a dirt path in the grass around the house. The Dog Whisperer guy thought the dog was crazy or obsessive and needed help, but I thought it was just plain cute. The dog obviously just loves its owners and is expressing that to them in his own cooky, special little way!


cheers for the advice, but i dont think it was anything to do with an issue as important as the US president being a cunt! if only!

blurgh- i relinquish (sp?) my honour, and will have no more to do with meanness....

unless it makes me laugh...


Wonderfully expressed. Your writing is beautiful and enchanting, and comforts me like when I was a little boy and used to curl into a ball under fuzzy warm sheets on a cold winter morning.

Your blog is my hot cocoa. With marshmallows.


i swear, you guys channel her spirit and transform it into true brilliance rather than mental vomiting. you're like caramel--i can eat you with a spoon, cheetoz and all.

Bruce Hyde

How nice to think that there was as much sex going on at Fat Camp as there was at Boy Scout Camp.
Here are some other snacks that were probably appropriate to your youth:

anything by Dolly MADison
Count ChoCULA


I know that I am hosebag. I was thinking about plagiarizing this blog since it is more interesting than I am. But I wondered whether plagiarism of parody counts. My MID just pulled out of my ass and squirted on my face. I am so messy. Has anyone noticed that I do not allow anyone else to link their blog or web site in my comments? I rather prefer that you link me but I do not want to allow people to escape my web site.

He's Dead, Jim!

Of course I won't link to anyone else on my site. Notice how none of the links in my journal are to anything but my own work? All I care about is myself, and you are all dummies if you have not figured that out yet. If I link to anyone else, that makes my rating go DOWN. Now, I am all for going down, but not when it's my rating.

If you were smartypants like you say you are, you would just STOP LINKING TO ME! I mean, that's what *I* would do. I would just take all of the links to me that you have and remove them. I wouldn't even mention my name in any of your posts! But I guess you aren't that smart if you keep on helping me add to my book deal-gilded wallet.


you are a asshole big time bitches

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