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  • "Oh my God. I wonder why the men in my life never call me back as well. Thanks for turning life's heart-rending experiences into wonderful prose for us all to enjoy and cry over. Two penises? That's not crass sweetie. Your honesty is just astounding and wonderful. I wish I was you." - Mimi New York
  • "Thank you for the awwwwsome satire. If she can't take a joke, fuck her." - Seenster
  • "SK is dumb. End of story. Keep on pissing on her bonfire please." - Piu Piu
  • "Only Alex Blagg could write something this stupid." - beerzie boy
  • "Brilliant. Witty. Fantastic. Hysterical." - The Daily Ranter
  • "I would like to nominate this for a Nobel Prize. This is, without a doubt, one of the funniest things ever. Especially the line about masturbating to your own words. But who doesn't do that when they write something brilliant?" - Dave
  • "I can't tear myself away from the ringside action and ring-size drama. Ahhh, the drama." - Young Manhattanite
  • "Genius parody... I really hope [this is] written by a girl, and that she will be my new best friend." - Lindsayism
  • "Great site! Love the entertainment!" - Rene
  • "I luv the site. Now, who is this Stephanie Klein person and why is she impersonating the 2 of you?" - Scott
  • "I don't know why everyone thinks this sight is funny. It's painful. You are a great writer - your style is like William Faulkner meets Hillary Duff - but you are so concerned with what men think of you! I was once fat, too. I know you were fat because you, like all fat girls, were molested by your father. I managed to find my way out of obesity... I now teach Feminist Dance Therapy at UC Santa Cruz, and I can tell you that I am now skinny as a non-molested girl. I stare at your picture and think of what your shallow life must be like. I could show you a way out of that mess. Let me show you. Let me teach you." - Sylvia Jessica Plath

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I like your new home!


it's shaped like a sad little penis; it's name is James Danos.

ahahahahahaha you are too funny. welcome to your new home.


welcome to your new home. shame on blogger. they should be getting more shit for caving.


Welcome to the Typepad fold. You deserve better than that blogger BS.

See if you can find the function to ban comments from people pretending to be lawyers.


Bravo to the both of you for being the grownups here. I am flabbergasted that someone who rests her fame on both plagiarism the First Amendment could have the gall to try to squelch your voices. Here's to your writing for the right hand side of the Bell Shaped Curve.


Beautiful darlings. It has style and eclat. Blogger is so yesterday anyway.


Love the new digs girls!

But Annie, it seems you need a little tough love- 3 carrot sticks? Come on, now. You can do better than that. Remember, no man will ever love you if you're such a glutton, no matter how beautiful your hair may be.


Yaay! Congrats Goldsteins! I'm going to go throw up my breakfast in your honor! You're so talented, and brave, and... gosh, I could go on, but that bagel is adding inches to my thighs as I speak- you know how it is.

The Daily Ranter

I haven't eaten anything all morning...could that have subconsciously been in honor of the Fabulous Goldsteins? Welcome to your stylish new home. Can't wait to see what you do with the place! Congratulations, Mazel Tov, Felicidades, Bravo!

lawschool dramaqueen

This blog is hilarious!!! Glad you are back!!


You look better in black type/white background than white type/black bacgkround anyway. It's the new fall fashion.

Lex Jenkins

You gals make me giggle like a schoolgirl. A 47-year-old bearded schoolgirl. This is the only blog I've bothered to bookmark ever since Wolf Blitzer lost interest in oral sex. Well, this one and my own, and mine's as exciting as arterial placque.

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