welcome back, goldstein(s)

If you're observing this beautiful, fresh TypePad blog, it means you have found our new home. Welcome! The migration has been a somewhat long and tedious one, thanks to Blogger completely removing our abilities access almost all of our posts. This resulted in us having to transfer those files over manually...now that we are here, though, we couldn't be happier; the Six Apart girls have been absolutely amazing! Kisses, ladies. We heart you.

We'd like to thank you again for all of your fanmail, IMs, flowers, candy, raunchy emails, book and production offers in the last few days. Your support has been overwhelming. We look forward to bringing you more sordid and candid observations from our lives...we've only just begun.

I know that Steph is working on a story, and I am truly knackered from all of this coding and oral, so I am going to crawl into my 1600 count Egyptian Cotton Henri Bendel Monogrammed sheets that I made my brand new bed with: Serta sent me a brand new California King Presidential Suite Pillowtop, because I called them and told them how much I loved the beds in the Bellagio, the last time I stayed there. Hobbes has been such a patient angel through all of this mess, but he is sleeping soundly now in my new mattress heaven. I bought him a new chew toy today, because he's been such a good boy.  It's shaped like a sad little penis; it's name is James Danos.  Hobbes has already chewed right through the foreskin on it. It's quite adorable. In the meantime, feel free to click around. There's quite a bit of fun new stuff around.

On a personal note, thank you for the concern regarding my last post. I know, it was a little dramatic, and you were all worried about me. Just so you know, I made up for it today; I only ate three carrot sticks and an entire bottle of ExLax. I am feeling much better today.

Comments

[lonesome]

I like your new home!

[industrywhore]

it's shaped like a sad little penis; it's name is James Danos.
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ahahahahahaha you are too funny. welcome to your new home.

[sven]

welcome to your new home. shame on blogger. they should be getting more shit for caving.

[seamus]

Welcome to the Typepad fold. You deserve better than that blogger BS.

See if you can find the function to ban comments from people pretending to be lawyers.

[C.L.]

Bravo to the both of you for being the grownups here. I am flabbergasted that someone who rests her fame on both plagiarism the First Amendment could have the gall to try to squelch your voices. Here's to your writing for the right hand side of the Bell Shaped Curve.

[mimi]

Beautiful darlings. It has style and eclat. Blogger is so yesterday anyway.

[Lizzie]

Love the new digs girls!

But Annie, it seems you need a little tough love- 3 carrot sticks? Come on, now. You can do better than that. Remember, no man will ever love you if you're such a glutton, no matter how beautiful your hair may be.

[Noisette]

Yaay! Congrats Goldsteins! I'm going to go throw up my breakfast in your honor! You're so talented, and brave, and... gosh, I could go on, but that bagel is adding inches to my thighs as I speak- you know how it is.

[The Daily Ranter]

I haven't eaten anything all morning...could that have subconsciously been in honor of the Fabulous Goldsteins? Welcome to your stylish new home. Can't wait to see what you do with the place! Congratulations, Mazel Tov, Felicidades, Bravo!

[lawschool dramaqueen]

This blog is hilarious!!! Glad you are back!!

[Neil]

You look better in black type/white background than white type/black bacgkround anyway. It's the new fall fashion.

[Lex Jenkins]

You gals make me giggle like a schoolgirl. A 47-year-old bearded schoolgirl. This is the only blog I've bothered to bookmark ever since Wolf Blitzer lost interest in oral sex. Well, this one and my own, and mine's as exciting as arterial placque.

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