If you're observing this beautiful, fresh TypePad blog, it means you have found our new home. Welcome! The migration has been a somewhat long and tedious one, thanks to Blogger completely removing our abilities access almost all of our posts. This resulted in us having to transfer those files over manually...now that we are here, though, we couldn't be happier; the Six Apart girls have been absolutely amazing! Kisses, ladies. We heart you.
We'd like to thank you again for all of your fanmail, IMs, flowers, candy, raunchy emails, book and production offers in the last few days. Your support has been overwhelming. We look forward to bringing you more sordid and candid observations from our lives...we've only just begun.
I know that Steph is working on a story, and I am truly knackered from all of this coding and oral, so I am going to crawl into my 1600 count Egyptian Cotton Henri Bendel Monogrammed sheets that I made my brand new bed with: Serta sent me a brand new California King Presidential Suite Pillowtop, because I called them and told them how much I loved the beds in the Bellagio, the last time I stayed there. Hobbes has been such a patient angel through all of this mess, but he is sleeping soundly now in my new mattress heaven. I bought him a new chew toy today, because he's been such a good boy. It's shaped like a sad little penis; it's name is James Danos. Hobbes has already chewed right through the foreskin on it. It's quite adorable. In the meantime, feel free to click around. There's quite a bit of fun new stuff around.
On a personal note, thank you for the concern regarding my last post. I know, it was a little dramatic, and you were all worried about me. Just so you know, I made up for it today; I only ate three carrot sticks and an entire bottle of ExLax. I am feeling much better today.